I could spit on a stranger.

Shinji Elleazar B. Manlangit

My name is Shinji, I know it sounds like a fake name like Mother Teresa or Gandhi, but I’m dead sure that Shinji’s my name. Oh, I don’t own a helicopter. Generally, I’m a nice guy. But after repeated viewings of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I’ve become a big load of horseshit. I tend to hate a lot, and love a lot too. I like the balance of it all. I like to keep my self-esteem up by upping the ante of my douchebaggery.

I’m still in College (UPLB) for 4 years already and will probably stay there for 2 more years. Development Communication is my “current” undergrad course. Who knows, I might shift again. Or not, my parents would kill me. I like reading books, listening to music, and watching films (not movies). I also like downing insane amounts of alcohol and smoking insane amounts of you-know-what. I’m fat and I think that’s why I’m still a virgin.

I’m generally depressed most of the time, but I smile a lot (which sounds pretentious). I like imagining unicorns, cotton candies, and frolicking in seas of daffodils and sunflowers. Oh, have I mentioned that I’m single and available? That sounded desperate.

P.S. Girls who read Twilight should avoid me. I’m not gonna suck your necks, but I will surely shoot you in the head.

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I’m trying to be a sensitive motherfucker right now,
and this’ll be my “sensitive-motherfucker” blog.

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