I could spit on a stranger.

Whenever you’re losing faith in humanity, there’s always a Disney movie waiting to slap you senseless and bring life to your worthless existence. Disney-Pixar is, without a doubt, the best studio in the entire world. No, scratch that. Disney-Pixar is the best studio in the entire universe.

Ever since Toy Story came along 13 years ago, I never missed a single Pixar movie. I grew up with those movies and I just devoured every single one of them. Their latest effort, Wall-E, is I think their best film yet. Believe the critics when they say that Wall-E is “pure cinema,” because it really is.

It seamlessly blends spectacular cinematography with an awesome score that really brings out all the emotions in every scene. It’s actually a great risk for Pixar to release something with minimal dialogue, but they did it so well that you just wouldn’t complain even if you’re just hearing “Waaaall-eeee” and “Eeeeveeee” for the entire duration of the movie.

It’s an amazing love story, in fact I think it’s one of the best depictions of love in its purest form on cinema–high up there with films like Casablanca, City Lights, Brief Encounter, and heck, even Titanic (I don’t give a shit if the best romantic film you’ve ever seen is A Walk To Remember, but seriously, there’s more to life than Mandy Moore).

Besides the overwhelming visuals, the amazing scoring, Wall-E delivers a wonderful message within the story: Take care of our planet, bitches. I’m having a blast with how Hollywood is injecting these messages in their movies, how they’re making us all aware without boring us to death. It’s important man, that we need to do this. You know, take care of the environment and shit.

You can never really go wrong with Pixar, they’re great storytellers and it’s really a treat to watch a movie and feel like your mom’s flipping through a storybook, reading aloud every page. It feels comfortable, great, and oohhh… warm.

So, I totally recommend seeing Wall-E. It’s simply the best film I’ve seen this year (Sorry, Batman). It had the most humane robotic character ever, the best scene which utilizes a fire extinguisher, and kilig moments which knocks the shit out of John Lloyd and Sarah Geronimo. Skip that tasteless animated Star Wars crap next week (Jabba the Hutt’s gay uncle? What were you thinking Georgie?), Go see Wall-E instead. (Oh, and don’t forget to come early or you’ll miss the hilarious Pixar short film that comes before the main feature.)