I could spit on a stranger.

I learned three things this week: (1) Never eat at Bugel’s, (2) the world is coming to an end, and (3) Kim hates my stoned/I-just-woke-up face.

1. Never eat at Bugel’s.

I fucked up my Devc30 midterms essay because my stomach was really upset after I ate breakfast at Bugel’s. I ate there again last Thursday, lo and behold my stomach was fucked up again which made me miss my Devc20 class. It must’ve been the recycled oil where they cook the food in. Plus, their German Franks tasted like regular Cheesedog. Boo you cunting whores at Bugel’s.

I’ve got a suggestion for you guys, why not donate your used cooking oil to the Police force (like what McDonald’s is doing [which gives me a great idea for my straight news assignment]), instead of using it over and over again for 5 straight days. Blech. I know I’m not a healthy eater, but goddamn it I’m not eating there ever again.

2. The world is ending.

Seeing a mini-tornado forming above me was a trippy experience. God, it was so surreal. I felt like I was in a bad Roland Emmerich or Jan de Bont movie. Our Devc 40 class was cut short because of it, everybody rushed outside and lifted their heads in the sky.

Anyway, there’s no use in talking about the experience now because practically everyone I know who keeps a blog has written about it. But so far, nobody has pointed out something: Global Warming. People should watch An Inconvenient Truth or that one with Richard Guttierez (trying to pull of a Leonardo di Caprio, perhaps?).

Clearly, Mother Nature is fucked and we’re still fucking her every goddamn minute of the day. I don’t want to be a hypocrite or anything (because I still smoke and stuff), but there’s a lot of things we could do to get rid of Global Warming. Like, walking instead of taking your hip car to class; or segregating; or recycling; or watching An Inconvenient Truth to be educated about it.

Which reminds me, I have to do a report on Hollywood and the Environment for my Devc 40 recit class. It’s about how Hollywood is going green with eye-openers like The Day After Tomorrow (which even though is totally exaggerated, still sends out a message), or that remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still (which even though I hate remakes, I’m looking forward to this one because of Gort. I love Gort! Oh, and they changed the “stop nuclear warfares” message to a more environmentally friendly one. Aliens ordering us to take care of our planet?! That is awesome!).

3. Kim hates my stoned/I-just-woke-up face

If I’m not reviewing anything, I’d usually read a book or sleep. But mostly, I just sleep. Now, Kim who’s the EIC for their community paper project; an actor for the Thea107 play this semester; and has Weight Training and Arnis for this semester, became jealous of my habits.

Well, I told him that he’s graduating this year that’s why he’s busy. Me, on the other hand, still has 2 years to go–so I’m practically taking everything in a slow, stoned-like manner. I may be a bum, but it still pains me that I have 2 years to go before I graduate–and I can’t do anything about it. I talked to my adviser, and she said that I can’t possibly take advance courses and stuff.

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God, I’m so bored. Seriously, I feel like my skin is slowly melting away with boredom. I know I should be working right now, but honestly I don’t feel like working. I just want to lie down in my bed forever and ever… Amen.