I could spit on a stranger.


Unit 1 Vs. Unit 3: It’s a win.
June 26, 2008, 4:36 pm
Filed under: Abyssmal nothingness, For Teh Lulz!, UPLB, Yupielbi

Our war against our evil neighbor has come to a halt. Or at least I think it has. Tuesday night, she attacked us again, not once but twice. Imagine that.

The first encounter, Tuesday night happened while Pam and Kim were talking. Knowing Pam, her voice is a tad bit louder than that of normal people, but let me set this up straight: she’s not fucking noisy. Our lovely neighbor (let’s not elaborate on the lovely part.) came a-knockin’ on our door again and started off with: “Hoy babae! Ang laki ng bunganga mo!” Seriously, her mouth is like an a-bomb dropping in on us. I’d have to admit though, the things that she exhibited in front of our house was THE EXACT OPPOSITE of WHAT SHE WANTS TO HAPPEN. She wants us to shut up, when she herself is creating a scandal right in front of our doorstep. Way to go!

After 35 minutes or so of lecturing us about decibels and vibrations, after threatining us that we weren’t going to graduate, and after threats of calling the barangay officials, then the police; thank god she finally left. I remember that she wants us to come to an agreement, we gave suggestions of course and she shunned them all then and there. Okay, she wants an agreement, but she won’t agree on our terms? Where does that leave us?

She left, of course our voices were finally moderated like she wanted to. BUT NO, shortly after she left she pounded a broomstick on our door. I was the one who opened it, and she started screaming outside. “PUTANGINA!” she mentioned 2 times. She then threatened us again that she will go to the police, and that the next time this would happen, she would throw a bottle in our house. Way to go!

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