I could spit on a stranger.

The heat is killing me. I mean seriously, I can’t focus on things. It fucking irritates me like Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition Plus. Wait, PBB is more irritating than the heat.

I’ve actually been hating PBB Teen Edition Plus for a long long time now because it sucks and the teenagers are nothing but skanky little ho-bags, the dudes are douchebags, and “Big Brother” is a whiny little bastard who thinks he’s so great just because he controls everything. If ever I get on that television show, I swear to God, I will wreck havoc inside the house.

Have you noticed how PBB always has ONE FUGLY DUDE on every season? ONE among the others who are mestizo, or half-Filipino, konyotic assholes. I actually feel sorry for Nan, who is obviously Big Brother’s pick for this season’s staple Ugly dude. Why do you have to choose a poor little boy when you’re not going to make him win? Those chinita, pretty girls win anyway! Come to think of it, name a guy who won PBB. Just name one. Nada.

And wow, all the girls just want to be popular and be actresses, while in REALITY they will all just end up posing in a skimpy bikini on some Men’s Magazine a year from now.

Everyone here in my house is OBSESSED with PBB, and it really irritates me that not ONE, but TWO out of our FOUR television sets are tuned into that god-awful show. At around 7pm or whenever PBB is on, I’d shut my door and when a slight whimper or conversation from that show enters my room, I turn on my iPod and crank it really loud.

PBB is just like Wowowee: It’s evil, and it turns the viewers into mindless drones, and it creates this certain disillusionment that a TV show could seriously save you from poverty, from the increasing prices of certain commodities, from government scandals–when in fact it can not. It only increases your electricity bill, it decreases the load from your cellphone (because you’re voting for someone in a TV show, and for what? Because you’re a fan? Fuck you.), it doesn’t increase your IQ whatsoever, it fucks up your EQ because you get so engulfed into it that you start getting problematic because of their (the teens’) problems, and it’s a fucking waste of time.

Meh. Why don’t you read a fucking book, or watch a decent movie, or talk to your friend about how profound your toe’s in-grown is. Anything, just do me a favor and stop watching that crap.

Oh and don’t give me that “I’m bored and I have nothing to do so I watched PBB” excuse. If you’re bored, go masturbate. It’s more exciting and keeps you healthy. If you have a girlfriend, then go sexercising with her. I don’t know, just gaaah. Ewan. Just don’t go watching crap on television.

(or if you’re really really bored, go post in your blog how much you hate PBB)