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Oh look! I’ve reached 5,2xx hits! I didn’t even know someone was reading my crap! I’ll be back later guys. Imma start a new blog series. It’s called Last 2 Minutes. Basically, it’s about the last 2 minutes of my favorite movies. But I’m not actually sure if I’ll write it on later. Maybe, someday.
Anyway, thanks for reading guys! Y’know I love yous… I’ll be in Bonifacio High Street/Market! Market! the entire day today, come meet me if you want. Hahaha! Pwede niyo akong pick-upin. 500 pesos = quickie. Wala naman si Stef ngayon eh, nasa Batangas.
I went out last Tuesday night with Stef to meet her friends. I don’t usually roll in Katipunan (roll? wtf is wrong with me?), because you know, it’s far and all that shit. I go there, but not really every week. But love can make you do things sometime. Oh wait, is it love? No. Erase erase.
So she wanted me to meet her high school buddies and stuff. It’s okay for me. But I kinda freaked out. Oh shit, what if the friends didn’t like me? Would I end up like the guy Yna’s friends hated in THIS POST? No, no, no. I won’t be that guy. I shall be lively and talkative and all that shit.
“Just be yourself,” she told me the night before. She also kept assuring that her friends would love me. I believed her.
[INTERNAL MONOLOGUE] No time to be a pussy, Shinji. No time to be a wuss. It’s just her friends. It’s not like they’re zombies! And even if they’re zombies, don’t worry, you’ve read Max Brooks’ The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. B-b-but what if they’re cannibals! ZOMG! They’ll eat my fats. Anyway, fuck it. Okay then, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
