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Filed under: Abyssmal nothingness
Hey guys, I’m sorry but there’s load of fun shit that’s going around my life now that I CANNOT REALLY GIVE TIME TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER AND JUST WRITE.
So here you go, my first evar Blog Hiatus. But don’cha bitches worry cuz I’m coming back in 2-3 weeks or so. I swear to god, my hands would be numb because of all the typing. You know that I’m doing a lot of fun shit right now that I just have to type it down when I get a lot of free time.
In the meantime, here’s some snippets of what happened so far:
1. Second Semester started, wooo-peee! (insert sarcasm here)
2. Film Reviews: Superbad, One More Chance, Enchanted and yes, GREEN PARADISE.
3. Ciciboy’s mother died last Wednesday morning. I have to blog about that.
4. Ooohh-wee-ooo… went out with Stef just today. Can you feel it? That’s my dick throbbing.
5. Oh yes, my cousins arrived here from Japan. So, like I said, it’s non-stop partying.
Ayon. I don’t know if I could really blog about Ciciboy’s mom dying. It was really sad but at the same time, Francis was kinda prepared for it. We’ll have to see. I will be spending time at the Divine Mercy Chapel at Tunasan, Muntinlupa for this weekend whenever I can and support my best friend in this turn of events in his life. Like I said before, I love my best friend.
Anyway, if you’re one of our friends, or you just care drop by at Divine Mercy Chapel over at Tunasan, Muntinlupa. The wake would be until Sunday morning. After that will be the funeral at Manila Memorial. Friends, Francis needs us now.
Ayon. Again, I’m not blogging because I’m busy with all the acads shit. As if, I don’t even open my books (okay, well. Maybe just Stat 1 and Bio 150 books. I am scared shitless to fail those subjects this semester). And uhm. Well, I gotta say that I’m really busy cause there’s so much going on. You could still contact me through my ym handle which is: elyazarr2. So there you go! Bye for now!
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After the long post, I will admit it. This is the true reason behind my hiatus status:
Filed under: Alcoholically Me, Cheese Galore!, DBD, Emoshit, Events, Films, For Teh Lulz!, Quiapo, Storytelling
I picked up two five hundred bills from my super safe brief and boxer storage cabinet (where I also keep my one year supply of condom, still unused. I bought it back when I was 16. Haay.) and stored one in a small compartment of my handy orange bag, and then another inside my briefs (mwahahaha. try to get my moolah bitch). I loaded my iPod with Weezer, Beyonce, The Appleseed Cast, Radiohead, and Feist. Unplugged the battery charger from the wall, took the batteries from it and then inserted it to the camera. Positive here, negative there.
I looked at my reflection in the mirror and talked to it inside my head, “Yiheee… Gwapo.” I grabbed my house keys, a box of matches, my camera, and my wallet. I stuffed them all inside my then-empty bag. I programmed my iPod into shuffle, and then pressed play. Weezer’s Perfect Situation erupted through my earphones: “What’s the deal, with my brain? Why am I so obviously insane?” Hooray to you, Rivers Cuomo! I am obviously insane for dating myself.
I smelled the fresh afternoon scent and went on my way to have a date with myself.
Filed under: Abyssmal nothingness
Because I’m totally emotional and stuck up in lala-land, I’ve decided that tomorrow I will have a date with myself. Because you know, I haven’t done this in while. I’m always hanging out with Francis, or somebody else. I realized that I haven’t dated myself in a long while. You know, all by yourself, roaming around the streets of Manila whilst clutching your bleeding heart. Yes.
First off, I’ll head to Quiapo and immerse myself in all it’s glory. Then, I’ll go on an LRT hogging spree and go to a random mall to watch the new John Lloyd-Bea extravaganza. It’s much better for me to watch it alone because I could express my emotions without the fear of me being ridiculed by my friend who’s sitting beside me. Yes, I’m emotional.
I’m charging my camera, my iPod, and my cellphone for tomorrow’s date. Ooohhh, I’m like zooo excited. QUIAPO, here I coooooooooomee… And somewhere else where no one would notice me. Wait, does anybody ever notice me? I guess that’s a rhetorical question.
[Sorry for the boring posts that I've been posting lately. I'm just too... oohhh what's the word? Fucked up. Yes, fucked up. I've been a bit fucked up lately. But thanks for still returning to read. Yey! As of today, I've received 6,500+ hits. Which makes me happy because of the fact that some people do care.]
Filed under: Films
Fuck me and call me excited. One of my favorite directors evar Kevin Smith (Clerks., Chasing Amy) is teaming up with one of my favoritest actors evar Seth Rogen for his new film! HOOOOOORAY!
Seth Rogen (Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin) and Elizabeth Banks (“Spider-Man” films) will star in writer/director Kevin Smith’s Zack & Miri Make a Porno for The Weinstein Company and Dimension Films.
Film reunites the pair, who appeared together in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
The story revolves around two lifelong platonic friends who are deep in debt and enlist the help of their friends to make a porn pic for some quick cash. But Zack and Miri realize that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
Cool premise too! I cannot fucking wait. Apparently, The Weinstein Brothers signed to make the film instantly after hearing the title. Zack and Miri Make A Porno. Now that is one fucking good title!
Alam mo, minsan naiinis ako sa’yo. Gusto kitang tirisin na parang kuto, dahil putangina–Nakakainis ka. Pero humuhupa din naman ang galit ko, kung nagagawa mo lang sanang mag-antay… sana nakikita mo akong hinahampas ang ulo ko sa pader dahil sa katangahang ginawa ko sa’yo. Pero hindi eh. Lalayasan mo lang ako bigla-bigla. Hindi mo na tatanungin kung anong problema ko, hindi ka na makikialam, hindi ka na… Hindi ka na.
Galit na galit ako kapag hindi ka nag-tetext. Galit na galit ako kasi wala ka nga palang cellphone at kailangan pang mabasa ng nanay mo ang tine-text ko sa’yo bago mo pa mabasa. Gusto kitang landiin habang hawak mo sa kamay mo ang cellphone mo (dito lang naman kasi tayo nagkaka-usap. Nandito ako, nandiyan ka.), pero hindi ko magawa kasi natatakot akong baka isipin ng tatay mo, textmate ako ng nanay mo na nanglalandi sa nanay mo. Ang hirap diba?
Well, today’s officially the last day of sembreak. Tomorrow it’s Stat 1 at 7-10am and then Devcom 11 at 10-1pm. Without breaks. I am so gonna miss my room. It had become my workstation for the entire sembreak. Online for 16 hours a day, sleeping with the computer on, having YM conferences with the craziest people in the planet evar. It’s the best.
It wasn’t as productive as expected, but I had a lot of fun. Going out with people, having fun at Tomi’s place and all that shits. Well, it’s a lot of fan.
Today, I started packing. By packing, I meant putting all of my DBDs at random boxes and shipping them off at elbi. I always do this every semester, I just don’t feel like my room’s complete without my stack of DBD nearby. My mom always hates me for bringing my DBDs instead of books or educational stuff. I just tell her that this is my source of education and boredom-reliever.
Okay then! Here’s to a wonderful, productive, and alcoholic new semester at the ever-so-wonderful University of the Philippines – Los Banos! I can smell it in the air… Good buddies, Blue books, and yes… Alcohol.
Filed under: Scriptwriting, Short Films, Storytelling, Television Blurbs
I could never be a filmmaker. Well, not now at least.
I think I’m sticking to writing screenplays. Philippine Cinema lacks writers. I’ve got loads of stories in my mind, heck you could even make a movie based on my blog (which I would like to write and be directed by Lav Diaz. He would make a 15-hour film about me. 2 hours would be spent with me sitting in front of the computer, just blogging. Then a 3-hour flashback of what I did earlier today. Wow. It’s gonna be fantastic).
What I’m saying is, I want to write for films and television. Man, Pinoy Big Brother needs writers (It’s not a fucking reality show, trust me. Ethel Booba wanting to go out of the house and is carrying an eyebrow fixer, who wrote that?! They need new writers. If I could be a writer for Pinoy Big Brother, I’d pen the script that indicates that Victor Basa and Jon Avila should go inside the confession room and confess their true sexuality to Big Brother.)
Another thing, I want to pitch scripts for wherever. You know like in Hollywood where guys like Josh Schwatz would write Pilot episodes and pitch it on big networks. Like The O.C. I could do something like that! I’d pen The Q.C. about a bunch of fucked up college kids/socialites who usually hangs out in Katipunan where they drink at Drew’s and attend gigs at Mag:Net. Now I would see that on television. Not Princess Sarah or Lastikman. (We actually don’t have a decent show about college kids. ABS-CBN does shows with College kids like Berks or whatever, but it’s like they’re writing it for Grade 6 students. We need booze and drugs and sex! Now that’s college!)
So yeah, this semester since I’m only getting 12 units I’ll just think of stories to tell and write them instantly. I’d love to write something neat and unique then I’d send it off to Palanca next year. Then I’d win. Then I’d show those bitches at the Humanities department that they should’ve accepted me for CommArts. Mwahahah, then I’d rule the world.
Actually, I’m just scared to make a film right now because I still don’t have the proper training (egh… cameras with their apertures and lenses). SOOO right now I’ll stick to writing since I’ve already studied Scriptwriting at Mowelfund, which was awesome!
But anyway, I’m still bringing my camera with me. And shoot some crazy stuff. And a decent short film. Yes, Churva was decent. NOT. I’ll make a better one. Shorts and Scripts, that’s what I’m going to do this semester.
Also, I’m writing for Fork And Knife Comics. Comic book writing, that’d be awesome!
Ohhh. If you’d like to know my schedule for this semester, I’m gonna post it for my potential stalkers.
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Ohhh and the laptop’s arriving tomorrow! I still have a bunch of unedited shorts! Expect Edukasyon:Bakasyon (my statement film on college) to be posted in the following weeks. And then, I’ll do a second episode of Teh Shinji Show! Vlogging once more! Hooo-haaa!
Anyway, the main idea for this post is: Do you need writers? I’m all for the job, man!
