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Knocked Up – Judd Apatow, 2007
There’s something you need to know before you read to review
Why are you reading this? What you should do is haul your bored sembreak ass to the nearest cinema and go ahead and watch it yourself. I swear to god, there will never be a dull moment. If you’re not 18. Look like 18 and act like an 18-year old (it’s fairly easy, while buying tickets just slip in a case of cigarettes along with your wallet, and then when you pull it out to pay for the tickets make the ticket lady see you. If that didn’t work out, smoke in front of her while buying the tickets.) But if you can’t look and act like an 18-year old, I’d be happy to tell you that there are good copies of the film roaming around the net and at your good friends from the pirated store.
Most of you’ve known that I’ve been raving for this movie ever since I saw it on DVD. I kept watching it, made my friends watch it, and had a really really awesome time watching it with them and laughing at the crude jokes and remarks.
So, I’m telling you. Go ahead, watch Knocked Up. You’ll never regret this recommendation. I’ve seen it for, like, 9 times on DVD. And still I saw it on theaters last Wednesday (fanboy), and my god, I still laughed my ass out.
However, if you still want to read all my praises from comedic timing to how the film really touched me (not raped, touched.), then you’re more than welcome to click on the link below. Warning: Spoilers abound. Oh, and it’s long.
Filed under: Television Blurbs
I don’t watch a lot of TV today. I just kinda sit around all day and smoke myself to cancer. But I do read a lot of chismis blogs. Because, come on! Chismis is a big part of our family. We sometimes sit together at dinner, and instead of talking how was our day, we talk about whether Judy Ann Santos is a drug addict. Or whatever.
So, I just noticed how gay-friendly ABS-CBN is right now. I mean come on! Have you seen those fucking housemates in the so-called PBB: Celebrity Edition 2? Will Devaughn. Victor Basa. And now Jon Avila? Totally gay man. And okay, what about the chicks inside the house? Mariel Rodriguez? Nahh… she’s skinny. Ethel Booba? Too dumb. There are no hot chicks really. I mean, except for Meagan Young actually. Okay, ratio would be 3:1. And Madam Auring’s rumored to be entering the house pretty soon! Oh yeah! She’s hot. I’d tap that.
